KIDCAM: COREY CASEY’S TAKE!

(Corey is shown sitting on a large black leather couch, enjoying his second Jack and Coke. There is a large smile on his face as he takes a sip of his drink. He hadn’t felt this good in a long time…not only had the Dark Knights decimated Bad Company in every match the two teams fought in (plus some post match shenanigans) but Corey had personally had a fantastic night. He sighs contently, reliving his violent and chaotic beat down of Brenton Cyrus and Death Angel and how Revolution went off the air)

Corey takes another sip of his drink. Not only was he happy about all of that…but he was also happy because he had received a very important phone call earlier in the night while he was on the way to the arena)

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Earlier that night…

(Corey looks out the window of the BOWSER monster truck, watching the buildings zip past him. he hated being in Canada…or anywhere that involved him being separated from Jess. He and Jess had grown closer since that night when Corey showed up on her doorstep with all of his championships. She was amazing, she made him feel like someone in this crazy and fucked up world actually gave a shit about him…

Corey suddenly snaps back into the moment when he feels his cell phone begin to ring. He smiles as he recognizes Jess’ ringtone. “Now or Never” by Madina Lake)

I remember when you told me
I should live like I'm dying
And not to close my eyes
While everything burns.

What are we waiting for?
These years are dying slowly,
Today is still in front of us
And we're breaking out
Cuz today is now or never.

(Corey quickly flips open his phone)

Corey Casey
Your ears must’ve been burning. I was just thinking about you

(Jess laughs…it sounded like music to Corey’s ears)

Jessica Matthews
I don’t think it works like that…

Corey Casey
Sure it does! But I’m pretty sure you didn’t call to discuss that

(Corey laughs. Silence greets him from the other end. After a moment, Corey feels a sense of panic welling up inside of him)

Corey Casey
Jess…what’s wrong?

(When Jess speaks Corey can hear the utter jubilation and ecstasy in her voice)

Jessica Matthews
I’m pregnant!

(Corey feels happiness flood his body. He has to restrain himself from trying to stand up and jump for joy. He quickly swerves to the left to avoid running over a small car in the next lane)

Corey Casey
That’s awesome!

(A clever smirk appears on Corey’s face)

Corey Casey
Is it mine?

Jessica Matthews
Haha very funny! Of course it’s yours you idiot!

(Corey laughs excitedly. He was going to have a son or daughter…)

Corey Casey
I wish I could be there to celebrate with you

Jessica Matthews
Don’t worry about it! I just took a few super scientific “pee on a stick” tests this morning after I realized that I hadn’t had my period yet this month and they all were positive. I have an appointment with my gynecologist sometime next week…

Corey Casey
I promise I will be there for that!

(Corey can almost hear the warm and happy smile that must be etched deeply into Jess’ face right now)

Jessica Matthews
I know you will be!

(Corey suddenly sees a sign for the All Canada Arena)

Corey Casey
Listen Jess…I’m almost at the arena…

Jessica Matthews
Ok…good luck tonight!

(Corey smiles so wide that it feels like his face is going to split in half)

Corey Casey
Thanks! Love you and see you soon!

Jessica Matthews
I love you too!

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(Corey polishes off the rest of his drink. He then stands up and walks over to the mini bar in the Dark Knight’s locker room. He looks over at Jason Hawk who is packing up his stuff and The Notorious KID who was just relaxing and watching TV in an arm chair. KID suddenly flips the TV off and looks at Corey, a mischievous smile on his face)

KID
You know what we should do tonight?

(Corey laughs…this should be interesting…)

Corey Casey
What?

KID
Well, we just fucked up Bad Company…how about we celebrate by going out onto the streets of Canada?

(Jason throws the rest of his wrestling gear into his bag and zips it up)

Jason Hawk
Is there even anything to do in Canada?

(KID shrugs his shoulders and stands up)

KID
Yeah man! We’ll get Nick to come as well!

(Corey chugs the rest of his drink. He hadn’t told the other guys about Jess being pregnant yet but still…the events of tonight called for an epic celebration!)

Corey Casey
I’m in! We can even take the BOWSER monster truck!

(KID smiles widely)

KID
Awesome!

(Both KID and Corey look over at Jason who is still fiddling around with his bag’s zipper. Jason suddenly realizes that both men are staring at him and waiting for a response)

Jason Hawk
FUCK YEAH!

(KID shakes his head and chuckles)

KID
You use that way too much man

Jason Hawk
Well…it was hardly the time to say “BEAT THAT!”

(KID nods his head in agreement)

KID
True enough…how will we get a hold of Nick?

(Jason whips out his cell phone)

Jason Hawk
I’ve got his number, I’ll give him a call

(Jason starts to punch in Nick’s number as he walks away. Corey turns and sees KID looking at him. It was definitely weird being on the same team as KID, Jason, Ryan and Nick again. For so long KID, Jason and Nick were his sworn enemies…men that he would have gladly maimed and (on more than one occasion) had almost killed. But now here they all were…fighting the same fight…battling the same foes…working towards the same common goal…

It’s funny how hatred can do that

After a while, Jason walks back into the room. He places his cell phone in his pocket and sits down on the couch)

KID
Well?

Jason Hawk
We’re meeting him in the parking lot

KID
FUCK YEAH!

(Corey and the rest of the Dark Knights quickly grab their stuff and were all about to walk to the parking lot when Ryan Apollos walked in)

Ryan Apollos
Hey guys! Great show huh?

KID


Ryan Apollos
Where are you guys off to?

(Corey smiles slightly. Ryan was taking the first steps towards becoming something more than the annoying Ryan Apollos he had always been. Ryan would begin his transformation starting tomorrow…Corey would do his best to turn Ryan Apollos into something more…someone to be feared…someone who could step up and be the future leader of this company…

The Slayer)

Corey Casey
We’re just going out

Ryan Apollos
Awesome! Can I come?

KID
Yeah ok, you can come

(Ryan quickly runs into the locker room and grabs his stuff. All four men then turn and walk to the parking lot. Corey smiles widely when he sees KID’s face. This was the first time KID had seen the BOWSER monster truck up close)

KID
What’s under the shell?

(Corey smirked and then walked around the back of the truck, and lifted it up. The bed of the truck was pimped out with a TV, A big black leather couch with white fuzzy carpeting. and a fridge full of beer!)

Nick Ridicule
Oh Hai Guys

(We all turned around to see Nick walking towards us. KID reaches out and high-fives him)

Jason Hawk
Let’s go!

Corey Casey
Aw shit, we’ve only got four seats. Someone is going to have to ride in the bed

Nick Ridicule
I’ll sit in there, that bed is pimped! I know a good night club near by anyways

KID
What’s it called?

(Nick smirks)

Nick Ridicule
For Your Eyes Only

(Corey tries to restain himself from laughing. A club named after a James Bond movie…this should be quite the night…)

KID
That’s a strange name, but it sounds cool!

(Nick gives Corey the directions to the club while Jason, Ryan and KID all climb up into the truck. KID sits in the front while Jason and Ryan sit out back. When Nick is done giving Corey the directions he climbs up into the back of the truck and closes the shell while Corey climbs up into the driver’s seat. Corey briefly debates whether or not he is too drunk to drive…then decides he is fine)

KID
IS this even road legal?

Corey Casey
It’s Canada! What’s gonna happen…the mounties are going to come and get me?

(All four men in the cab laugh and Corey peels out and races out of the parking lot. After a short drive the Dark Knights arrive at the club. It looked pretty big and there was a huge line at the front door. Corey parks the BOWSER monster truck across the street from the club and all four men climb out)

KID
Are we even going to get in?

Nick Ridicule
We’re NLWF wrestlers…of course we’ll get in!

(The four men turn around and Corey smiles when he sees Nick hop out of the bed of the monster truck. The members of the Dark Knights walked up to the bouncer and told him who we were. Upon seeing the Dark Knights gathered outside the door, the bouncer immediately let them in)

Jason Hawk
FUCK YEAH!

KID
For fuck’s sake man, that’s my line!

Jason Hawk
You’ve been gone for so long that I’m used to being allowed to say it

(Corey immediately spots an opening at the bar and he takes off. He walks up to the bar and orders an entire bottle of the club’s most expensive champagne. The bartender doesn’t even question Corey…he simply turns and walks to the end of the bar. Corey turns and notices a cute girl standing next to him)

Cute girl
Wow, did you just order an entire bottle of champagne?

(Corey smiles widely)

Corey Casey
Fucking right I did! I’m celebrating!

Cute girl
What are you celebrating?

(Corey draws himself up to his full height, feeling pride and happiness mix with the alcohol that was already in his system)

Corey Casey
I’m going to be a dad!

(A clever smile appears on the cute girl’s face as the bartender arrives with the bottle of champagne. The bartender pops the top off of the bottle and hands it to Corey. He also tries to Corey some glasses but, before he can hand them to Corey, Corey just takes a huge swig out of the bottle. The bartender rolls his eyes and walks away.

Corey finishes drinking the champagne and leans against the bar, feeling the warm and welcome embrace of alcohol begin to set in)

Cute girl
You’re a DILF!

(Corey turns and gives the cute girl a confused glance)

Corey Casey
DILF?

(The cute girl giggles flirtatiously)

Cute girl
Dad I would like to fuck!

(Before Corey can respond he turns and sees KID and Jason standing over the crumpled form of some random guy. Corey sighs…normally he was the one that got in bar fights! Corey hands the bottle of champagne to the cute girl and begins walking towards KID and Jason. He turns back and calls over his shoulder)

Corey Casey
Just pretend the bottle is me! Have a nice night!

(Corey, Nick and Ryan all get to KID and Jason at the same time. KID immediately turns and storms out of the club, followed closely by the rest of the Dark Knights. The five men walk out of the club and back to the monster truck. KID jumps up into the cabin and grabs something out of his bag. He suddenly turns around…holding the KIDCam)

KID
Guys, tonight is going to be awesome. It’s going to be KIDCam in Canada!

(Corey turns slightly and looks back at the front door of the club. He didn’t care about the girl…he just hated spending all that money on alcohol and then abandoning it…)

Corey Casey
Why can’t we just stay in there and drink?

KID
Don’t you have a handle of Jack Daniels in your bag anyways?

(Corey smiles as he remembers the handle)

Corey Casey
Touché…

Jason Hawk
Yes! Another KIDCam! Remember how good it was the time I did a KIDCam?

KID
Man…that sucked

Jason Hawk
I thought it was good…

(We all laughed and piled back into the monster truck. At this point, Corey knew he probably shouldn’t be driving…but if someone was going to be drunk driving a massive fire-spewing monster truck through the streets of Canada it was going to be Corey! Corey looks over and sees KID filming everything that had happened)

Corey Casey
So…where to?

(KID ponders the question…trying to extract a coherent answer through the alcohol induced haze)

KID
I think we should drop all of our stuff back at the hotel first, then get shitloads of beer. Then, we’re going to destroy Canada just like I destroyed everything Ryan had!

(Corey couldn’t help himself from laughing at the jab. Ryan just sits in the back of the cab and sulks. Corey starts the monster truck and begins driving towards the hotel. After a few minutes of driving, a car suddenly swerves in front of the monster truck. Corey feels anger boiling up inside of him. Who did this fucker think he was cutting in front OF A FUCKING MONSTER TRUCK?!)

Corey Casey
Oh fuck no! Jason, ring Nick and put me on

(Jason nods his head and pulls out his cell phone. Corey speeds up, tailgating the car in front of him. Corey narrows his eyes and sees that the car was a Chevy Chavelle SS)

Ryan Apollos
That car is amazing! It’s in my car collection! You guys probably would have seen it on The Bloodstream…

KID
Yeah…no one watched that show Ryan

(Corey suddenly smiles wickedly and honks the horn, sending a jet of fire out of the front of the truck directly at the car in front of him)

KID
Holy shit your truck is on fire!

(Corey laughs hysterically)

Corey Casey
KID…when I beep the horn, fire comes out

(KID tries to cover up the fact that he didn’t already know this)

KID
Oh yeah…my truck has one of those too…

Corey Casey


(Jason suddenly passes the phone to Corey who reaches out and grabs it)

Corey Casey
Nick…this ass hole in the Chevy wants to play games!

Nick Ridicule
Let’s fuck him up!

Corey Casey
My thoughts exactly. Now, go to the big black box at the end of the couch near the cabin

Nick Ridicule
Hold on…

(Corey speeds up and swerves in front of the car)

Nick Ridicule
Dude! There is a bunch of awesome shit in here!

(Corey laughs)

Corey Casey
I know…and it’s all there for you to throw at those bastards!

Nick Ridicule
Game on!

(Corey flips the phone closed…just as the shell on the bed of the monster truck lifts up and a green shell drops out of the bed of the truck going right into the path of the car behind us)

KID
Dude! It’s like Mario Karts!

Corey Casey
It’s better! It’s Dark Knight Karts!

(Everyone in the cabin laughs)

KID
Where the fuck did Nick get a green shell?!

(Corey rolls his eyes and, in his best Alison Williams voice, says)

Corey Casey
From the magic mystery box…duh!

(Suddenly the green shell in the back pops open again and Nick throws a banana peel. The car behind us just drives over it)

KID
He didn’t really think that one through did he…

(Corey smirks)

Corey Casey
Just wait until you see the next thing he throws out

(The giant green spiked turtle shell on the bed suddenly pops pen again. Corey could barely make out the smiling face of Nick Ridicule holding a small black object in his hands. Corey’s smirk widens as he realizes Nick is about to throw a customized Ba-Bomb)

KID
IS that what I think it is?

Corey Casey
Yup! It’s a Ba-Bomb! And it’s customized to say “FUCK YEAH!” just before it explodes!

KID
FUCK YEAH!

(Corey sees Nick suddenly turn around and point at the car behind us)

Nick Ridicule
They are fist pumping to techno music!

(Corey feels drunken anger begin to take over again. They probably had gelled hair and shirts with popped collars and pre-ripped jeans that they bought for $150 at Hollister. Corey suddenly turns around to yell something to Nick…taking his eyes off of the road)

KID
Tag out!

(Corey turns around and sees KID holding the wheel. Corey laughs and jumps out of the driver’s seat and into the passenger’s seat. KID slides over and begins driving the monster truck while Corey turns around and sticks his head out of the window)

Corey Casey
FUCKING KILL THEM NICK!

(Nick laughs again and tosses the Ba-Bomb out of the back of the monster truck. After about 3 seconds Corey laughs as he hears the Ba-Bomb scream “FUCK YEAH!” before a massive explosion erupts behind them)

Ryan Apollos
And that was such a great car…

KID
Dude, we should do that to so many more cars!

(Corey shrugs his shoulders. What better way to celebrate new life then destroying shit…for some reason that statement made perfect sense to him at the moment…)

Corey Casey
Hell yeah!

(We were very close to the hotel now. Corey laughs hysterically as he sees the giant green spiked turtle shell pop open five more times and five green shells fly out the back…forcing 5 different cars to stop)

KID
Damn…I wanted to see a crash!

(We finally made it to the hotel and all five men pile out of the truck)

Nick Ridicule
Man, I blew that car the fuck up!

(KID high fives Nick and the Dark Knights walk into the hotel. Corey looks around the hotel’s main floor and notices that the hotel had a bar. Before he can even say anything, Corey suddenly turns and sees Jason cock back and punch Ryan as hard as he can in the arm)

Jason Hawk
TAG! YOU’RE IT!

(Jason takes off at a full sprint for the hotel stairs. Ryan rubs his arm for a moment before quickly giving chase. Corey and Nick look at each other, shrug, and chase after Ryan and Jason. The four men quickly sprint up the five flights of stairs (which was impressive given the amount they had had to drink at that point). When Corey arrives at the one of the rooms he sees that Jason had, somehow, acquired a room key)

Jason Hawk
Allow me!

(Jason swipes the key card through the lock and a soft “click” is heard as the door unlocks. As Ryan walks by Jason he delivers a swift retaliatory punch to Jason’s arm. Corey laughs)

Corey Casey
Jason…how the hell did you manage to get the room key? And whose room is this?

(Before Jason can respond, KIDshows up with some beers. He tosses them to all the Dark Knights. Corey pops open his beer and is about to take a big sip when Corey hears Nick)

Nick Ridicule
Not for me man. I quit that shit

(Corey puts the beer down and sees KID is holding a big baggie full of weed. Corey instantly flashes back to the first time he ever smoked weed while he was drunk. That had not ended well the following morning…but hey…maybe this time would be different)

KID
More for us then!

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One hour later…

(the smell of weed and booze permeates throughout the entire room. KID suddenly turns to Corey and giggles)

KID
Hey…Corey…remember Stoner KID?

(Corey can’t stop himself from laughing)

Corey Casey
Yeah, it was funny as fuck

(Jason Hawk lifts his head up slightly. He was lying on his back in the middle of the room)

Jason Hawk
But you said you hated it…

(Corey shrugs)

Corey Casey
Yeah man…it was stupid…

Ryan Apollos
I hated it

(KID glares at Ryan)

KID
Shut up Ryan

(An idea suddenly battles its way through the weed and alcohol cloud that was encasing Corey’s mind)

Corey Casey
Hey! Brenton has a mansion here in Toronto!

KID
Yeah, it’s huge

(Jason suddenly lifts his hand up)

Jason Hawk
Wow…my hand looks so fucking weird!

(Everyone ignores Jason)

KID
Hey, you know what we should do?

(Corey suddenly feels like if KID doesn’t tell him his idea within the next thirty seconds that he might die…)

Corey Casey
What?

KID
We should…we should go to Brenton’s mansion!

(Corey smiles widely. From the floor, Jason can be heard ranting about his hand…)

Jason Hawk
My hand…it’s moving!

(Once again…everyone ignores Hawk)

Corey Casey
Yeah we should…and we should…we should have a kick ass party there!

KID
Fuck yeah we should! It would be the…the best KID cam ever!

Ryan Apollos
I don’t think that’s a great idea guys

(Everyone ignores both Jason Hawk and the former Ryan “Hawk” Apollos)

Nick Ridicule
You guys finished yet?

KID
We’re gonna go to the mansion!

Nick Ridicule
Uh…what mansion?

(Corey laughs at Nick’s confusion)

Corey Casey
Brenton’s mansion!

KID
And we’re gonna have a party! WOO!

Corey Casey
Do you know where the mansion is Nick?

(Nick thinks for a moment)

Nick Ridicule
Sure do. I’ll drive though. I think you’ve done enough driving tonight Corey

(Corey smiles. That Nick Ridicule was an alright guy! Corey finished what seemed to be his 100th beer that evening and the five men stumbled out of the hotel room and down to the BOWSER monster truck. Corey grabs the KIDcam away from KID and barely manages to climb up into the bed of the truck. He pulls the shell down and tosses the KIDCam on the couch. He then takes out his cell phone and sends a drunken text to Jess)

From: Corey Casey
To: Jessica Matthews
[ I’s mishes u]

(Corey puts his phone back in his pocket and drunkenly finds the TV remote. He flips the TV on and sits down on the couch. Holy fuck was he drunk…

Suddenly, Corey hears Nick scream from the cabin of the monster truck)

Nick Ridicule
CAN YOU MOVE YOUR LIMO PLEASE?

(Corey drunkenly stumbles over to couch and grabs the KIDCam. He hears Jason Hawk suddenly call out)

Jason Hawk
PRETTY PLEASE WITH SPRINKLES ON TOP?!

(Corey smiles and looks into the KIDCam)

Corey Casey
Ladies and gentlemen…welcome to the main event! LLLLLLLLLEEEEEETTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSS GET READY FOR COREY CASEY’S KKKKKKKKIIIIIDDDDDDDCCCCCCAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Corey laughs and stumbles over to the back of the truck. He lifts the turtle shell up and sees a rich lady holding the leash of a long haired black collie. Corey laughs and points the KID cam at the lady)

Corey Casey
This lady will be the first to feel my Turtle shell wrath!

(Corey leaves the KID cam propped up in the back of the truck pointed at the lady while he stumbles over to the large black box at the end of the couch. He drags the big black box over to the back end of the bed and opens it up. He reaches inside the box and pulls out a red shell.

Suddenly, Corey feels the BOWSER monster truck roar to life. The sound of the horn is accompanied by the smell of burning rubber and leather as Nick honks the horn and runs over the lady’s limo. As the lady looks on at the carnage with a completely shocked look on her face, Corey suddenly stands up and wings the red shell at the lady’s dog. The red shell collides with the lady’s dog’s face and the dog collapses in an unconscious heap)

Corey Casey
RED SHELL FTW!


(Nick pulls the BOWSER monster truck into traffic and begins driving towards the Cyrus mansion. Corey laughs and sits down in the bed of the monster truck, resting his back against the tail gate. Suddenly, he feels his phone vibrate)

From: Jessica Matthews
To: Corey Casey
[How drunk are you?]

Corey Casey
I’m wicked drunk!

(Corey suddenly realizes that he is talking to a text message…)

From: Corey Casey
To: Jessica Matthews
[I is only kinda drunk. WE R GOING TO HAV A BABY!]

(Corey thumbs the “send” button and flips his phone shut. He reaches down into the big black box again and takes out a whole bunch of bananas! Corey pops open the turtle shell and beings chucking bananas at people’s cars!)

Corey Casey
I’M GOING TO BE A DAD!

(Corey throws three or four bananas at the same car before the driver of the car rolls down his window)

Guy #1
I’M ALREADY A FATHER AND YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF IN FRONT OF MY KIDS!

(Corey laughs and reaches into the black box. He pulls out a blue shell with spikes on it



Corey laughs as he throws the blue shell at the guy. The shell shatters the guy’s window and hits him square in the face)

Corey Casey
FIRST PLACE SHELL BITCH!

(Corey reaches back into the box and pulls out a large paper Mache star)

Corey Casey
INVINCABILITY STAR! DO DO DO DOODOODADOODADOO

(As Corey is singing the invincibility star song his phone suddenly vibrates. Corey pops open the shell again and throws the paper Mache star at a random car before sitting down and reading the text message)

From: Jessica Matthews
To: Corey Casey
[You are absolutely smashed aren’t you? And I don’t know about you having the baby…if you gave birth to our child I’d be a little worried]

(Corey laughs drunkenly. He eventually composes himself enough to respond back)

From: Corey Casey
To: Jessica Matthews
[I don’t think I am physically able to give birth to our child. I promise to be a much better father than my dad ever was. I will always be there for him and care for him. I promise never to get this drunk around you and the baby and I promise you that you and the baby will always be safe!]

(Corey sends the message and flips his phone shut. He suddenly feels the monster truck come to a stop. He pops his head out of the back and sees KID, Jason and Ryan all climbing out of the truck. Corey opens the tailgate of the truck and rolls out of the back. He collides with the ground but manages to save the KID cam from being destroyed. He laughs and puts the tailgate of the truck back up before walking over to KID and handing him the KID cam)

Corey Casey
There is some awesome shit on that

(Corey turns his attention back to the monster truck. Nick revs the engine a few times before suddenly peeling out. The monster truck begins to pick up some serious speed before smashing into the front of Brenton’s mansion, creating a huge hole in the front. Corey and the rest of the Dark Knights cheer as Nick rolls down the window)

Nick Ridicule
That’s how we’re getting in!

(Nick hops down from the driver’s seat)

Nick Ridicule
KID, Jason and Ryan…you guys go upstairs

(Nick grabs two huge full bottles of gasoline and hands them to KID)

Nick Ridicule
Smother the whole place with this stuff. Corey and I will do the downstairs

(KID nods and he, Jason and Ryan all turn and walk up the partially smashed stairway. Nick turns and tosses Corey a bottle of gasoline)

Nick Ridicule
Hey Casey…catch

(Corey just barely manages to get his hands up in time to clumsily attempt to catch the bottle. Instead, the bottle of gas bounces off of Corey’s hands and lands on the couch)

Nick Ridicule
Nice hands

(Corey shrugs, a big smile plastered on his face. Even Nick’s subtle jabs couldn’t affect his awesome mood tonight. Corey quickly grabs the bottle and unscrews the top. He looks over his shoulder, catching Nick looking at him accusingly)

Nick Ridicule
Alright…what’s going on with you?

(Corey dumps some gasoline on the couch and continues to spray it all over some pictures of Brenton and Alison)

Corey Casey
What do you mean?

(Nick dumps some of his gasoline on a big comfy looking lazy boy chair)

Nick Ridicule
I mean you have been smiling like a fucking idiot all night. Combine that with the fact that you and KID seem to be best friends and the fact that I have never once seen you smoke weed…or even say that you have ever smoked weed…

(Corey picks up one of the pictures of Brenton holding Brenton Jr. in his arms. Corey smiles)

Corey Casey
Alright…something is up…

Nick Ridicule
What’s going on?

(Corey sets the picture down…and then dumps gasoline on it)

Corey Casey
Jess is pregnant…with my child

(Silence greets Corey’s news. Corey and Nick finish up dousing the living room with gas before they move on to the kitchen. As Corey pours some gas on the stove, Nick finally responds)

Nick Ridicule
Congrats…

(Before Nick can say anything else, Jason, KID and Ryan come back downstairs. The five Dark Knights finish dumping out whatever gas they have left and walk out of the house. Nick jumps into the BOWSER monster truck and backs out of Brenton’s mansion’s front entrance way. He makes sure to move the monster truck far enough away that it won’t catch fire. Nick then returns to stand next to the four other Dark Knights)

Nick Ridicule
Who’s got a lighter?

(KID quickly pulls out his lighter)

Corey Casey
I got dibs on burning the mansion down!

(Corey feels a sense of closure as KID passes him the lighter. All was right in the world. Jess was pregnant with his child, earlier in the night Corey had slaughtered Death Angel and Brenton, the Dark Knights and struck a major blow against Bad Company by beating the shit out of Chuck…everything was right…

Corey and the rest of the Dark Knights walk out of the ruins of Brenton’s mansion’s front entrance way. Corey smiles as he flicks the lighter)

Corey Casey
So it was written…So it shall come to pass…

(Corey throws the lighter through the huge hole the monster truck had made. 5 seconds after the flame meets the gas, the entire mansion is rocked by an earth shaking explosion. The flames hungrily consumed the entire mansion, devouring every piece of furniture, every important paper and every treasured memory Brenton had in that mansion. Corey smirked as he and the rest of the Dark Knights sat outside of the mansion…a united front watching the ruins of Bad Company burn to the ground…)