Corey Casey
 Location: New Hampshire. America
Age: 24
Number of posts: 470
Wrestler Info
NLWF Record: 42-18-02
 |  Subject: It's all part of "The Plan" Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:06 am | |
| The Match
Well…everyone said that I couldn’t do it. That Corey Casey was going to get his ass handed to him by Nick Ridicule at Se7en Sins II. That Bad Company would prevail and that there was no way that I was going to walk out of Se7en Sins...never mind walk out victorious. Everyone fucking doubted me…
-And look how that one turned out-
I am the fucking North American Champion. I am the fucking Undisputed Champion. And I am the fucking Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. As if all of that weren’t cool enough…I single handedly handed Nick Ridicule his fucking career on a silver plate…and then beat him so badly that he had to borrow Ashley Matthew’s balls in order to muster up enough strength to…have…her…quit for him?
-Hold on one second…-
Nick, I’ve got to ask…how does that make any sense? I mean, I am sure that you have a shit load of excuses. For example:
“Ashley told me not to fight”
“Chuck told me that if I wanted to join Bad Company I had to let a man that would love nothing more than to see me dead beat me to within an inch of my life”
“I just get off on being hit”
“I am not the light at the end of the tunnel. I am the CHOO CHOO TRAIN OF DOOM AND DECEPTION!”
-Stop me when I am getting close here-
I mean, I am sure you are going to bring up the time you AND CHUCK beat me almost to death AFTER I had nearly beaten Shadow Demon for the Universal Title. I bet you are going to bring up the fact that you AND CHUCK framed me for a crime that I didn’t commit and had the police arrest me and haul me off to The Asylum.
-I hope you bring those times up Nick-
Because I will simply point out the fact that there are three words that constantly keep get being brought up…”NICK AND CHUCK.” It takes you AND CHUCK to keep me down. It takes you AND CHUCK in order to keep me down….
-But wait! I forgot the best excuse!-
This excuse is one favored by Brenton Cyrus and Chuck Matthews. This excuse has been being used left and right non-stop over the last two months. This is the excuse that has to be given by men who have just received a beat down of such epic magnitudes that their fucking minds just can’t process what just happened…
-“It was all part of the plan”-
I am sure, Nick, that you are going to scream this excuse from the top of your lungs. I am 100% sure that you and Ashley are going to say there was a plan in place from day one and that this plan is so awesome that it blew everyone’s minds. I have no doubt that you are going to sing out that me beating you down so badly that YOU DIDN’T EVEN GET ANY OFFENSE IN OF ANY KIND was all part of the master scheme…
-To which I say…bullshit-
If that was truly the plan, I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when Chuck, Brenton and Ashley told Nick of this plan. It might have gone something like this:
Chuck Matthews: So, Nick, you finally want to make the right choice and join Bad Company eh?
(Nick shrugs his shoulders)
Nick Ridicule- I mean I guess…
(Ashley grabs Nick by the cock)
Ashley Matthews- You want to join Bad Company…
(When Nick responds, he sounds like he is in a trance)
Nick Ridicule- I want to join Bad Company…
(Brenton laughs and sticks his tongue out through DA’s mask’s mouth slit)
Brenton Cyrus- But there is one thing you have to do in order to prove your loyalty Nick…uh…that thing is…um…
(Brenton leans over and whispers something to Chuck. Chuck and Brenton then trade whispers back and forth before Chuck Matthews finally speaks)
Chuck Matthews- You need to go out there tonight and not fight Corey Casey. I mean, you need to go out there and participate in the matches…but you can’t even lay a single finger on him.
(Nick suddenly begins to snap out of it)
Nick Ridicule- Wait a minute…you want me to go out there and throw away my titles?
(Ashley squeezes Nick’s dick harder)
Ashley Matthews- You don’t need the titles. You just need to keep staring into my non-existent cleavage…
(Nick begins speaking like a zombie again)
Nick Ridicule- You have nice non-tits Ashley…
-The rest you can fill in from here-
But, for the sake of an argument, let’s say that you going out and losing to me in FOUR STRAIGHT MATCHES and NOT EVEN LANDING A SINGLE PUNCH was, indeed, the plan. Let’s say (again for the sake of the argument here) that Bad Company’s big plan was to send you out to be decimated by me. I want you to think about that plan for a moment Nick…
-[Insert Final Jeopardy music here]-
Did you finally figure out what part of that plan doesn’t make sense? No? Let me help!
-WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO SEE YOU GET DESTROYED-
Wouldn’t it make more sense to send you out to the ring to kill me? Wouldn’t it make more sense to have Nick Ridicule remove the last true road block in Bad Company’s way to utter dominance? Wouldn’t it make more sense for Nick Ridicule to retain his titles and then either forfeit them over to Chuck Matthews later or something? By sending you out to get fucking annihilated by me BAD COMPANY GAINS NOTHING!
-THINK ABOUT IT NICK-
Also, I am really curious as to why you aren’t mad at Ashley. I was about to give you a warrior’s death Nick. I was going to send you on to Valhalla in style. I was going to make sure you died a free man, that you died fighting in an NLWF match, that you died defending your titles which you loved so much. I was going to do you a huge favor by running you the fuck over with the Bowser Monster Truck Nick…
-But Ashley stole that moment from you Nick-
She stole your chance at immortality. She stole your glorious death from you. She made sure that you continued living on your knees. She made sure that her little puppet would continue doing exactly what she wanted when she wanted it done. Instead of letting you die a warrior’s death and letting you go to Valhalla with the rest of history’s greatest warriors…
-Ashley Matthews condemned you to Hell on Earth-
Nick, I am going to do something I should have done a long time ago. I am going to set you free. I am going to make sure that Ashley Matthews never again reigns you back in. I am going to show you that you truly can be free. I am going to do to you what Salvation did to NLWF…
-I am going to liberate you, Nick Ridicule…whether you like it or not-
You stole from me Nick. We were going to have a legendary match. We were going to make history. But then you stole that moment from me. You rolled over and let Ashley tell you what to do again. You stole Match of the Year from me…so now I am going to steal from you. It started with your career at Se7en Sins II…and it will conclude with your life on Revo.
-Prepare to be freed Nick- |
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