"It's Raining Men" comes on as Swan Lee happily skips his way into the ring. He slides into the ring with a microphone in hand.

Swan Lee

It feels good to be back in the ring, sweeties! After all the drama
with the whole controversy of HIV and all the stuff that I got framed
for. All I can tell you is that my asshole is now clean again, and
FINALLY!!!!

The crowd chants with Swan.

Swan Lee

THE COCK HAS CUM ON YOUR BACK! The Cock has only one thing to say to
the boys and girls in the locker room, The Cock says Eat my Role, With
your mouth! You see, The People's Cock has been itching his way back
into the NLWF after a long hiatus and I just can't wait to get back
into action. Cyrus wanted to frame me with a certificate saying that I
have a sexually transmitted disease. Well, I looked at that document
and fortunately I saw that the name of Justin Kash had been scratched
out. Who did you really think you would fool, Silly? Wait, you aren't
silly...YOU ARE SUPER SILLY!!!

The crowd is grossed out at the super flamboyant Swan.

Swan Lee

Now, my first match back I get to go against the super sexy, Frank
Hart! Oh my god! I am sooooo excited, I can't believe that The Cock
gets to go against someone who is irresistably cute! <3 I promise
I'll make fast and quick unless you want it to be slow and sensual then
I can do that too, Frank. I have a new finisher that I am going to
debut. Does anyone know the name of it?

No one raises their hand except for a little girl in the audience.

Swan Lee

Well, aren't you cute? It's too bad I don't like girls, but you are a
sweetie for sure. Becareful of Death Angel though, when I was fucking
him in the ass he told me that all the little girls know where he
lives. The name of my new finisher is AIDS, Anal Implosion Destructive
System. (It's an atomic drop.) And when I unleash AIDS on you, Frank
Hart. I'm going to kill you, and you will be the first member on the
roster to die of AIDS.

The crowd once again looks disgusted.

Swan Lee

And then when I'm done with Frank Hart I'm going to make sure that
everyone is hit with AIDS until I am the World Heavyweight Champion. I
heard that incredible hottie, Brenton Cyrus, is on the brand too. I
can't wait to rap...I mean, face him. Toodle loo, kiddos.

Swan Lee exits as mysteriously as he appeared.